A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked 'What are all those clocks?'
St Peter answered 'Those a Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'
'Oh' said the man 'Whose clock is that?'
'That is Mother Theresa's clock' said St Peter 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible' said the man 'And whose clock is that one?'
St Peter responded 'That is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that he only told two lies in his entire life.'
'Where is José Socrates clock?' asked the man.
St Peter replied 'Jesus has it in his office - he uses it as ceiling fan.'
He asked 'What are all those clocks?'
St Peter answered 'Those a Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'
'Oh' said the man 'Whose clock is that?'
'That is Mother Theresa's clock' said St Peter 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible' said the man 'And whose clock is that one?'
St Peter responded 'That is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that he only told two lies in his entire life.'
'Where is José Socrates clock?' asked the man.
St Peter replied 'Jesus has it in his office - he uses it as ceiling fan.'
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